Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Ladies And Gentlemen

My mother knows that I am betrothed.

Had lunch with east coast half #1.

I'll have to tell you all about it,

As soon as I get this American flag adult diaper fitted to my genitals.

And the betrothment came up over the salad.

And she brought those beans right back to mama.

And mama sent me a three sentence message via the social network.

And maybe now she will finally kill herself.

Wasn't that the plan?


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